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I heard that Monica wanted to extort money from Clinton to keep him quiet. But isn't it true that in her blue dress they already found a wad of Bill's.


Picture this, a guy walks in and says to his mother, Hi Mom, this is my fiance, Monica.

2007-01-29 09:01:51 · 7 answers · asked by Jim R 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

i heard bill had to change his doggies name. can u imagine him running around saying "come spot?" lol!

2007-01-29 09:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by pswmommy 4 · 1 0

I heard that Bill said to her "Monica, you've been so good to me I'm gonna splash out on a new dress for you!"

2007-01-29 17:14:12 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 3 0

well at least he'll be a happy husband she knows how to give good head professionals
and her husband should never have a reason to cheat on her cause she does what some women won't do and thats suck it

2007-01-29 17:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Didn't REGURGITATOR write that song for Monica.

Off the CD Tu-plang.

I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
I only want to be the best that I can
My dress is stained I can't complain
I keep on rinsing it again and again

Whoa-oh whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
Whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
Whoa-oh whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
Whoa yeah-eah-eah

Take a look at me
Tell me what do you see?
I've got all I want
I'm on top of the heap
Now they suck up to me
I sucked more cock
You can get what you need
Just get down on your knees

You've sucked a lot of cock to get where you are
Your smile is stretching but you're gonna go far
Your life is pain you can't complain
You keep on rinsing it again and again

I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
I only wanna be the best that I can

I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
I only wanna be the best that I can

I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh

2007-01-29 17:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by roger a 3 · 0 0

Yeah, she sure wasn't thinking about the ramifications of her actions, was she?

2007-01-29 17:06:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good thinking ...... thats a good joke... thanx.

2007-01-29 17:18:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha....I love the first one...

2007-01-29 17:05:30 · answer #7 · answered by ♥jen♥ 3 · 0 0

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