Who was Heaven's Architect?
Why did they pave the streets in gold?
Gold is very expensive.
Gold refining produce lots of toxic byproducts.
Gold is very soft and will yield and abrade easily.
Gold is a good conductor. One lightning bolt in the highly electrified clouds would fry all the angels.
Gold is very heavy and would require more pile driving.
In short, the Idiot that designed Heaven should be sued.
2007-01-29 08:56:51 · 8 answers · asked by ivorytowerboy 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God is an incompetent municipal engineer...he put a waste disposal system right through a recreational zone!
2007-01-29 08:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Expense is no object. As to the rest, the gold used in Heaven has some very different properties from that found on earth. For one, you can see through it. If that property is different, there's no telling what else is different. Might be a lightweight, highly insulative, hard-wearing substance that doesn't hurt to fall (or kneel) on.
2007-01-29 17:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stone age goatherders were Heaven's architect...thats why they used gold...it was the most valuable object known at that time, as they had yet to mine diamonds... Had the Jews owned that industry in ancient times, the streets would have been paved with diamonds...
2007-01-29 17:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oh, gracious. You might be a better argument against Intelligent Design.
2007-01-29 17:07:18 · answer #4 · answered by Hmmmmmmm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow you are so clever. You're gonna have to give me a minute to sit back and contemplate the wondrous complexity that is your mind.
2007-01-29 17:01:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, here on earth it sure is all those things.
But who here on this earth can claim with any certainty what gold is like in Heaven?
2007-01-29 17:01:41 · answer #6 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Not-so intelligent answer: Because gold is precious.
2007-01-29 16:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by mcmustang1992 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL!!!!
I think I'll give that a tenuous 'Amen!'
2007-01-29 17:00:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋