2007-01-29 08:40:06 · 23 answers · asked by Kim F 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Yeah, re-elect Bush to the White House
2007-01-29 08:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
Take one medium gas leak and make sure it has circulated for about an hour in the air of a confined space. Next, carefully take one unstriken match and crack it hard against the rough surface of the box (being careful not to scuff your skin against the abrasion - it can be really uncomfortable). Wait for between anything between 5 and 10 milliseconds and voila! Your wings await you or you large pointy fork (depending on which direction you are heading: up or down!).
2007-01-29 18:25:13 · answer #2 · answered by stef555stef 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, sure do!
Take one teen ager. Send his/her parents away for the week end. Add a generous helping of friends with freedom. Mix well!! There you have it. One recipe for disaster!
2007-01-29 16:51:38 · answer #3 · answered by MPG 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Take one not so clearly elected president, add one not so left-wing new labour prime minister, add a sprinkling of disadvantaged nationals of a different faith, shake together. Scatter the resulting mixture randomly over other countries, paying particular attention to mountainous countries which are notoriously resistant to invasion, and countries which you have previously exploited. Light the blue touch paper and dig your heels in. Simple really!
2007-01-29 17:24:19 · answer #4 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
I like the traditional ones:
Take human arrogance, mix thoroughly with incompetence, throw in some shortsightedness, add a dash of bad luck and voila! You have just about every disaster in the past and future covered.
2007-01-29 16:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by Gallifrey's Gone 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
yes get a 16 yr old beautiful girl and an 18yr old thug! put in a mixing bowl for 2 min beat for 16 years
2007-02-01 06:49:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i recommend this recipe:
ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
method:
Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.
Repeat.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.
Try another cup ... just in case
Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a ****.
Check the vodka.
Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and
kick the cat.
2007-01-29 16:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by whynothugsomeone 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Lager, Wine, Jack Daniels, Absinthe, Baileys. Followed by doner kebab and chilli sauce.
2007-01-29 16:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by R Stoofaloh 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Volcano Flambe - Gordon Ramsay does a nice version
2007-01-29 16:45:49 · answer #9 · answered by Ecko 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Just look at what Bush is doing in Iraq..that's a recipe for disater.
2007-01-29 16:47:54 · answer #10 · answered by Terrence B 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋