A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, yo' momma......was born.
2007-01-29 08:36:37 · 15 answers · asked by .::emma::. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey cmon guys be nice somone??? please? 00
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2007-01-29 08:58:00 · update #1
Don't quit your day job.
2007-01-29 08:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
To tell the truth, its not very funny. But here's some that I like:
"Yo' Mamma's so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway"
And
"Yo' Mamma's so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest, the judges turned her away, saying "Sorry Ma'am, no professionals"
I hope you liked the ones I suggested!
2007-01-29 08:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by Air 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good-no Lame-yes
2007-01-29 08:53:05 · answer #3 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma' was such an ugly kid, neither pee wee nor michael jackson would get near her...
2007-01-30 09:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by djdjr01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is catching at the beginning, but when you get to the end, it just got a chuckle out of me. that is better that most other ones, but try something else. I liked it... i have never heard of that one.
2007-01-29 09:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont really get it, how about yo momma is so stupid she thinks tupac shakur is a jewish holiday lol
2007-01-29 08:48:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry
but it was horrible
On the bright side yours is better than most of these that were posted on the answers
2007-01-29 09:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought it was pretty good here is one that I made up your mama is so fat she uses a matress as a tampon.
2007-01-29 09:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is one i made up, yo momma is so fat she doesn't have periods, she has sentences.
2007-01-29 08:47:35 · answer #9 · answered by jpizzel_2005 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
try this honey, "YOOO MOMMA IS SO FAT,WHEN SHE GOES TO THE BEACH,SHE IS THE ONLY ONE GET TAN:.
2007-01-29 08:44:35 · answer #10 · answered by born4mission 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋