There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma. He had been living with her for some time, and he thought, that with all the work she does, he could at least make her a cup of coffee in the morning.
So he woke up early one day, and made a cup of coffee and brought it to his grandma. She took one drink of it and died instantly. He called 911, and the paramedics rushed over there.
While examining the grandma, one of the paramedics pulls out a little plastic green soldier from her throat. After the paramedic learns that the kid made her coffee and put that soldier in there, of course, the first question is "why". The kid answered, "Grandma always said, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup'!"
2007-01-29 08:20:14 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one she woke up to her wish then 10/10
2007-01-29 09:16:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep um coming lol :O)
When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea." Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big **** that he really was."
2007-01-29 08:28:51 · answer #2 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's a cute joke for adults but not for a small child. I wouldn't want to give a child the wrong idea. You know how vulnerable children are.
2007-01-29 08:31:18 · answer #3 · answered by mandm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol awww, thats too bad,poor grandma! it comes to show you, thats a good lesson, "Becareful watch you say to young ones" Lol, wow this is your best joke yet.
2007-01-29 08:25:32 · answer #4 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
not your best but quite funny 7/10
2007-01-30 02:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found it funny the first time I heard it, but I've heard it way too many times since.
2007-01-29 08:23:26 · answer #6 · answered by answerator 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah!
2007-01-29 09:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by angieasee64 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scary Monster like it!
2007-01-29 08:24:09 · answer #8 · answered by Scary Monster 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
8/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-29 09:32:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lost on me.
2007-01-29 08:24:05 · answer #10 · answered by Harriet 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋