The wife asked the husband,can she have
$20 to get a chicken,the husband took the wife over to the mirror,
and gets a $20 bill out,he puts it in front of the reflection,
and goes "baby,the one in the mirror is yours,and the one in my hand is mine!"
So,the next day,he comes back from work,returning home to see chickens,an turkey,from one side of the table to the other!
So he asked his wife were she got all this from,
the wife takes the husband over to the mirror,an pulls up her skirt and says "Honey,the one in the mirror is yours,but the one here is the butchers!!"
2007-01-29 08:14:42 · 54 answers · asked by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha great joke.
2007-01-29 08:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by jo w 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LO10/10
2007-02-05 19:02:39 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good lol :O)
This lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the guy to put a tattoo of a
turkey on her upper right thigh. She goes back to the same tattoo parlor
two weeks later and asks him to tattoo a picture of a Christmas tree on
her upper left thigh.
Stumped, the guy finally decides to ask her why she wants these tattoos.
She said, "I'm tired of my husband complaining every year that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
2007-01-29 08:25:57 · answer #3 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A 6 1/2. Have heard it before but funny.
2007-01-29 08:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-01-29 08:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That good.7/10.
2007-02-04 01:45:42 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!
2007-02-05 02:27:22 · answer #7 · answered by kate e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great! 10/10 I'll send it to the wife!
2007-01-29 08:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by dfisk30 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Contrived.
2007-01-29 08:23:03 · answer #9 · answered by Harriet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one giggle$ deserves a star 10/10
2007-01-29 09:09:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2007-01-29 08:22:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋