A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!
The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his c--k and put it in the crocodile's mouth, then he hit the crocodile over the head and after a few good smacks he pulls it out and shows the bar tender,
"Look, no marks."
The bartender is still unsure so the man asks...
"Would anyone else like to try?"
The bar is quiet and a few minutes later a blonde in the corner stands up and says...
"I will but don't smack me on the head!"
2007-01-29 08:04:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YOU'LL NEVER LOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR!!!
GO GIRL! DON'T LET THAT STINKIN CLONE GET TO YOU!!!
*screams and rants about always laughing/still smiling*
Dedicated NOT to Always Laughing, but to always laughing, now always laughing/always smiling, a perfect and perfectly suitable name!:
She/he? was always laughing, always laughing
But then came along this clone, Always laughing
FUNNY OR NOT??? FUNNY OR NOT???
The clone would demand
But every time always laughing's supporters would reprimand
The evil clone that knew no kindness
The evil clone that knew no love
And above all... No sense of humor
But then, after a week or two
Of enduring the most horrible taunting,
Always laughing put her chin up
And became
always laughing/always smiling
WOOT!
Sorry it's not that good, but it got the point through... right? XD
2007-01-29 17:24:47 · answer #1 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just read the post but they used "little old lady". Blond jokes are much funnier 8 1/2.
2007-01-29 08:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty funny, the delivery needs a small amount of tweaking (I can't say what for sure) but otherwise it's good. I'm certain I've heard something similar a while ago.
2007-01-29 08:13:03 · answer #3 · answered by Trapdoor 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Again nice one :O)
A Woman in a store buys milk and bread.
Man at counter: “Bet your’e single”.
Woman: “Yes! You knew it because of what I bought?”.
Man: “No, your’e just ugly
2007-01-29 08:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
like it pmsl 9/10
2007-01-30 02:06:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-01-29 08:28:46 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. Mia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-01-30 00:47:07 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a second but i got it! v funny
2007-01-29 08:11:00 · answer #8 · answered by Cap10kirk 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh i get it. that is funny! nice one. you always give me a good laugh when i read your questions!
2007-01-29 08:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by >>Rican[Mamii♥]<< 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
8/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-29 09:30:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋