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God can do anything, and he should give Jesus a break! I'm willing and excited to do it! Is there any reason why He wouldn't arrange for me and Jesus to switch?

2007-01-29 08:00:51 · 21 answers · asked by vehement_chemical 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

21 answers

Be careful what you wish for!

2007-01-29 08:04:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No, it is impossible. You are not God's Son and you are a sinner, like all of us. Don't spend too much time thinking about this odd question. Better yet spend your time reading the Holy Bible. This would benifit you more then wishes that can never be. You could never compare to Jesus. You should hang your head in shame for even thinking this, much less writing about this un-believable thought. God Loves you.

2007-01-29 16:11:08 · answer #2 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0 0

You're being presumptuous. Only a sinless, perfect person could be the sacrifice for the sins of others.

2007-01-29 16:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

You have sinned. You also want this to boost your own image rather than for the good of all humanity. Shame on you.

2007-01-29 16:07:08 · answer #4 · answered by E 5 · 0 0

You're not perfect.

You're not of the line of David.

You weren't born in Bethlehem.

Your mother isn't a virgin.

You aren't the savior of mankind.

Sorry.

2007-01-29 16:10:13 · answer #5 · answered by Doug 5 · 0 0

Actually, you would just need to find a few people to SAY you died for our sins. The rest would take care of itself...

2007-01-29 16:06:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who wouldn't switch. You get a shiny new body and you get to be worshipped in Heaven for eternity. Seems like a pretty good deal to me.

2007-01-29 16:03:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The time and place for such a sacrifice has passed. Your death would be irrelevant because you have already sinned.

2007-01-29 16:08:02 · answer #8 · answered by Christmas Light Guy 7 · 0 0

Be sure to ask for Jesus magic powers so you don't feel any pain.

2007-01-29 16:05:53 · answer #9 · answered by Honest Opinion 5 · 1 1

Especially if you get to come back to life with a promotion.

I'd do it too

2007-01-29 16:04:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Your sick. Is that really what you consider
being popular.? You need to rethink this.
You are not at all funny.

2007-01-29 16:07:52 · answer #11 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 0 0

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