If I really want to be white trash, should a case of beer cost as much as my hourly pay?
Also, if I earn a certain amount per hour, does that exclude me from ever being white trash?
2007-01-29 07:57:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You'll drink Old Milwaukee, and firewater. Smoke winstons by the carton. Give your kids names like Kandy that will insure they grow up to be strippers. You have to be on "cops" shirtless, or watch it every single night. If you earn anything over minimum wage thats way too much- in fact you should live in a trailer park with no job and a HUGE girlfriend who wears moo-moo dresses and flip flop coated in dried mud. THAT my friend is your attainable goal and only then will you be white trash.
2007-01-29 08:19:09 · answer #1 · answered by George & Mipsy 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A case of beer can cost even LESS then your hourly pay if you want it too, such as Pabst or Southpaw Light. However, even us white trash people have our standards and support Budweiser, mainly because of Dale Earnhardt Jr. No amount of money has ever excluded someone from being white trash, just look at Britney Spears! We are in some fine company!
2007-01-29 16:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by rubix110 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, lets see.
I'm guessing that "Real White Trash" buys their beer at the
99 cent store.
Real White Trash , sits home drinking 99 cents a case beer while watching Maury, not making a dime. Just living off us hard working tax payers
Does that help?
2007-01-29 16:50:36 · answer #3 · answered by Aunt Henny Penny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first of all if you want to be white trash you shouldnt have a job you should collect welfare and sell weed. then use the cash from dealing to spend at the bar and yes the beer still costs the same. have fun with that.
2007-01-29 16:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To be real white trash, you will not make any money. Uncle Sugar will pay you to sit home and drink beer in the ole' doublewide.
You can not be married, and your girlfriends have to be knocked up.
2007-01-29 16:05:58 · answer #5 · answered by Christmas Light Guy 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
First of all you have to feel superior to everyone, after the 1st case of Bush, you are more superior and definately smarter than the rest of the world. You live the best life and you can prove it. You don't have to get out of bed if you don't want to cause you can pee in your empty beer can that is still lying on your pillow
2007-01-29 22:34:05 · answer #6 · answered by bajllc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buckhorn Beer or Generic beer should cost you about 3.50 for a six pack, unless you steel it from some other redneck. If you earn min. wage, and you should have 2 to 3 rolls of duct tape in your car always, just to tape something.
2007-01-29 18:06:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nothing. You should steal it from a Quickee Mart if you really want to be white trash. And don't wear underwear when you do it. And be bare foot and wear a Budwiser hat.
2007-01-29 16:06:24 · answer #8 · answered by purplemallkitty 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
buy the walmart brand and the white trash society of the world will grant you membership
2007-01-29 16:12:24 · answer #9 · answered by ?! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't matter how much the beer costs. You didn't buy it, your brother-in-law did. Drink up!
2007-01-29 16:37:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋