I bet Jesus is like Hawk-eye, from MASH.
Sometimes he'll get tired and start to get all whiny about the people he needs to save and make dumb speeches.
But then he'll get back to his martinis and the wise-cracking and the practical jokes.
2007-01-29 08:02:18
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Jesus seems to be saving us from the Satan being that his dad (God) created. Jesus is also saving us from all those strange and sometimes cruel laws his dad (God) made in the Old Testament.
I imagine he is tired and maybe a little annoyed with his dad (God)
2007-01-29 16:01:23
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answered by Honest Opinion 5
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After a long, hard day of saving lost souls, nothing satisfies like cracking open an ice cold Martyrbrau!
2007-01-29 16:02:18
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answered by Samurai Jack 6
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No. His work is done. It was finished when he died on the cross. People are saved when they accept what he did for them.
The thing they are saved from is the punishment for sin, which is death. "For the gift of God is eternal life, but the wages of sin is death." -- Romans 6:23.
2007-01-29 16:01:12
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answered by ? 5
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No, he imitates the Father perfectly in that he too is long-suffering and kind and saves people from eternal death.
2007-01-29 16:04:46
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answered by avaddohn-Apollyon 4
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No, because Jesus is God. God is infinate.
He is saving people from Himself. God is Just, and if you break his Law (The 10 Commandments) you are a law breaker, and God will punish all law breakers. So God saves people from Himself and His anger from sin.
2007-01-29 16:01:54
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answered by dooltaz 4
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Some Christians are paranoid. They constantly want to be saved.
2007-01-29 16:00:38
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answered by Anonymous
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No.
Question 2:
An eternity in hell for the judgement of our sins.
We all messed up; we all need Jesus.
2007-01-29 16:00:28
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answered by Doug 5
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No, He saves them from eternal separation from God in hell.
2007-01-29 16:00:44
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answered by ? 7
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Maybe if he actually did he would.
2007-01-29 15:59:03
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answered by Zhukov 4
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