- What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
- What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted
- What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
- What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
- Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
- What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
- You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
- What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
- What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
- How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
- Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police
- What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs?
A liar.
- What do you say to a Chav with a job?
Can I have fries with that?
2007-01-29 07:50:02 · 21 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society
2007-01-29 07:51:25 · update #1
What do Chavs use for protection?
A Bus shelter.
Whats the difference between a boy and a girl Chav?
The girl Chav has a higher sperm count.
2007-02-03 22:41:53 · answer #1 · answered by CLARE S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loool 8/10
2007-01-29 07:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I A Chav Quiz
2016-12-18 13:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I add one please..
What do you call a Chavette in a church, wearing a white Adidas tracksuit?
The bride!
2007-01-29 08:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chavtastic
2007-01-29 07:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by gaviscon 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wers the best place for a darlec .... in the streat with the chavs
2007-01-29 09:04:32 · answer #6 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
corkers pmsl 10/10
2007-01-29 08:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats chavvvvvvvvvvvvving funny!!
2007-02-03 10:10:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original nice one
2007-01-29 09:06:54 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, we have a chavalanche every time there's market day in town!
2007-01-29 08:00:14 · answer #10 · answered by Minniex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋