This sure made me laugh. Hope it does the same for you.
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her
class one
morning and she asked the question, "When you die and
go to heaven which
part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your
hands." "Why do
you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied,
"Because when you pray, you
hold your hands together in front of you and God just
takes you hands
first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I
think it's your
legs." The nun looked at him with the strangest look
on her face. "Now,
Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your
legs?" Little Johnny said,
"Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the
other night. Mummy had
her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,
"Oh God, I'm coming!"
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The nun fainted.
2007-01-29 07:26:21 · 11 answers · asked by imahlah 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was great. I had to send it to everyone I knew!
2007-01-29 07:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That last part came from a better joke:
One day little Johnny's cat died. Johnny asked his father, "Daddy, how come kitty's legs are sticking up in the air like that?"
His father responded, "Well son, that's so Jesus can come down and bring him up to heaven."
The next day Johnny's father came home from work to find Johnny waiting for him by the door.
"Daddy, Mommy almost died today!" screamed Johnny.
Worried, as any good husband would be, Johnny's father kneeled down and said, "Oh my god, Johnny tell me what happened!"
Johnny said, "I saw Mommy laying on the floor with her legs up in the air screaming 'Oh Jesus I'm coming!' and if the neighbor hadn't been holding her down we'd have lost her."
2007-01-29 15:34:57 · answer #2 · answered by anonymous 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Heheheeeeeeeeeee
i luv it..
thnx for the laugh
2007-01-29 15:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by Shoush 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep it up with jokes like that and see how many more 8's you can get or if you can beat that.
2007-01-29 16:28:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny does it again!!!
2007-01-29 15:31:59 · answer #5 · answered by A Different Name 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
leave it to little Johnny! *laughs*
2007-01-29 16:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by Dianne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
niiiiiice one....lol Keep the jokes comin
2007-01-29 15:33:25 · answer #7 · answered by Miss §hopaholic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny xx
2007-01-29 15:32:48 · answer #8 · answered by *~*MEG2k7*~* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man, that was great!! hahahahahahaha
2007-01-29 15:29:32 · answer #9 · answered by Ixa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i knew it was something like that
2007-01-29 15:32:12 · answer #10 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋