A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one Dad." gasped the still wide-eyed lad.
Just as the father is preparing his birds and bees story, his son asks -
"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
2007-01-29 07:25:18 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HaHaHa...Hilarious...Keep it up
2007-01-29 07:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LoooL,goood 7/10
2007-01-29 07:28:39 · answer #2 · answered by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it for a 7.
2007-01-29 08:33:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cracker was in fits laughing just kids 10/10
2007-01-29 07:29:43 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol,OMFG what does the little boy knows about that, that is strait mess up,that lil boy is so crazy.
2007-01-29 08:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome, irony and crazy people is good on a bad day.
2007-01-29 07:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by Ixa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me a minute but I quite like that one!
2007-01-29 07:28:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, fairly old but still funny 8/10
2007-01-29 07:45:47 · answer #8 · answered by fozz89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl again 10/10
2007-01-30 02:12:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke was weak, when's the cow gonna be made into a burger? Now that's funny, Ha Ha!!
2007-01-29 07:36:13 · answer #10 · answered by some black dude with no life 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Loved it lol, faf, pmsl.
10/10
Tink x
2007-01-30 04:47:38 · answer #11 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋