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How did he manage to fly off into heaven?

2007-01-29 07:22:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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he must have had rocket boosters to get out of the atmosphere.

back then the term heaven was used to describe what we now call the universe or "outer space"

2007-01-29 07:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

First off God created everything...including aerodynamics.. But He didn't fly to heaven he ascended, rose up...If you are God and can make or do anything: I think He just says/thinks it & it happens!

2007-01-29 07:29:21 · answer #2 · answered by Boppysgirl 5 · 2 1

Very brash and brave to try and win back the dignity you lost as a youth by bashing Jesus on Yahoo Answers.

You must really be proud of yourself.

2007-01-29 07:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Wasn't that Mohammed? I thought Jesus sort of floated?

2007-01-29 07:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by fourmorebeers 6 · 0 0

I always thought that he just threw a smoke-bomb on the ground, and when the smoke cleared, he was gone.

2007-01-29 07:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Jesus is God, and nothing is impossible for Him. He is also omnicisent, and knows all.

2007-01-29 07:26:56 · answer #6 · answered by WC 7 · 1 0

The beard and long hair would have created substantial drag.

2007-01-29 07:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

My friends and I thought it would be funny to beam him up to us.

2007-01-29 07:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 0 1

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