A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1996, Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it sets him back $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young man replies "A 1996 Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It cost $500,000.
"That's a lot of money" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside? "Sure," replies the owner.
So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then, the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 MPH.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoossh! Something whips by him, going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my 7?" the young man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And, it almost looked like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun an RX-7?"
Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and good grief, it is the old man!!! Of course the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man groans and replies "Yes. Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
2007-01-29 07:17:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well done always laughing you had me doubled up laughing can just see the old man like a sling shot 10/10
2007-01-29 07:38:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooo i remember that one my dad told me it I LOVE IT!!!!!! on a scale from 1-10 i give u a 7 or 8 cuz i heard a while ago but i still think its hilarious
2007-01-29 07:25:59 · answer #2 · answered by Balla Baby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Si! Funny in Honduras too!
2007-01-29 07:26:54 · answer #3 · answered by adiazsalazar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. 8/10.
2007-01-29 07:26:39 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brill lol 10/10
2007-01-30 02:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before, but it never gets old.
2007-01-29 07:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by Ixa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy shiznit...thats frickin hilarious!! haha...poor old guy....ahhh who cares its still the funniest thing on earth! Thanks for the laugh
2007-01-29 07:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by Miss §hopaholic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
8/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-29 09:25:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just read that in a magazine
2007-01-29 09:15:34 · answer #9 · answered by awballer03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ver funny-i know people write it, but i actually did laugh out loud!!!
2007-01-29 07:23:02 · answer #10 · answered by louie3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋