Man walks into a pub with a crocodile
Barman said you can’t bring that in here it’s dangerous
Man said its tame ill prove it to you
Takes his stick taps the crock on the head
Crock lifts its head opens its mouth
Man puts his p*nis in the open mouth
Taps the crock on the head the crock closes its mouth
Man then starts beating the crock with the stick for 30 seconds
Turns to the barman and says there I told you he was tame
Barman said im not convinced
So man said ok is there anybody else in here that wants to do it to prove it
Little old woman in the corner said yes ill try it
As long as you promise not to hit me with that stick
2007-01-29 06:47:21 · 18 answers · asked by compo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats fricking funny! where do people *** up with this ****?!lol!
2007-01-29 06:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jesi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep um coming :O)
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud
Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum
skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense
electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your
land-speeder.
You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke
shorts.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get
in through the window.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the
Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood
deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina
scene.
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father . . . and your uncle."
2007-01-29 16:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic
2007-01-29 14:51:57 · answer #3 · answered by Shellie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear that's pathetic, it's as bad as the one about two old ladies having tea in the local cafe and one says to the other
"Ethel, why have you got a suppository in your ear"
"Oh dear" was the reply " I'm pleased you mentioned that, now I know where I put my hearing aid"
2007-01-29 15:00:14 · answer #4 · answered by isabelle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-29 15:04:12 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Much better with the original "...blonde in the corner said ...
2007-01-29 14:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok a 6.
2007-01-29 16:43:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very good...If your gonna make it that long then it better be good, nd unfortunately this one isn't!
2007-01-29 14:52:51 · answer #8 · answered by i'm gay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, still kinda funny
2007-01-29 15:47:41 · answer #9 · answered by fozz89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really cool. Love it,have e-mailed it to my mates
2007-01-29 14:51:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋