Something I had to share with you - by following the simple advice I heard on GMTV, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Hilary proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, half a crate of Guinness, a bottle of Chardonay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kehuha, a packet of Penguin biscuits, the remainder of a bot of Prozac and Valium , the rest of the Cheesecake, some digestive bikkys and last nights pizza.
dr hilary was right you have no idea how good i feel
2007-01-29
06:37:06
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