2007-01-29 06:35:10 · 12 answers · asked by talofa lava 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
is that a keg in ur pants cuz id like to tap that a$s
2007-01-29 08:15:45 · answer #1 · answered by corevettelover 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi
2007-01-29 14:46:14 · answer #2 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If I buy you a watch, will you make time for me? (or you don't have to buy me a watch for me to make time for you)
Eww, somebody farted. Let's get outta here.
There's a hole in my heart that only you can fill. Is there a hole in you that I can fill?
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
What are you doing down here? I didn't know angels could fly this low.
2007-01-29 15:07:55 · answer #3 · answered by Sam I Am 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is the lamest i have heard.
are those see through pants. when she says no say well i can sure see me through them
or can i have your phone number i have forgotten my own
2007-01-29 15:13:19 · answer #4 · answered by kleighs mommy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you wash you clothes with windex?
Cause I can see myself in your pants!
2007-01-29 16:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by Matt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me...woah!...eh! eh!...sorry, I am blinded by beauty and forgot what I was about to say. May I ask you a question after I throw some cold water on my face?
2007-01-29 14:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Nice Legs! What time do they open?
2007-01-29 14:43:51 · answer #7 · answered by corylingard 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet
if they dont have blue eyes, use this one
my love for you is like diarea, i just cant hold it in
2007-01-29 14:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by hotbigtoad 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
idk but i heard this one from a geek in my class:
i've got one oxegen, you ve got 2 hydrogens so lets make some little water babies
2007-01-29 14:39:22 · answer #9 · answered by ♥will♥skate♥4♥life♥ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my favorite is, "do you like speghetti o's?" it caught me off guard, and made me laugh.
2007-01-29 14:38:52 · answer #10 · answered by madiline_98 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋