After a good night on the booze, where is the worste place you woke up?

Question

Mine was on a roof of a cafe 40ft above a main road and the only think to wake me was a big lorry going by.

Answer 1

i woke up in an old red phone box years ago.
a friend told me he passed out in a bed at a friends party and when he woke someone had put a mars bar between cheeks of bottom, imagine what he thought! he tried to hide evidence and the sheets but was told the truth later,

Answer 2

Went to a corporate firms do one christmas. Wearing my personal family tartan kilt, not your usual Stewart dress or fighting colours, the do! was held at the London dungeon near London Bridge Station. Got pretty well hammered (free booze and all that). After headbutting (accidentally) and not being able to stand up straight and sliding down the wall the head of accounts (a cartoon moment in real time) I awoke with nothing else on but my precious kilt in my business partners bath, thinking, I had better get up now as he may think I was a pr*tt. Until this day, this has been my secret. Well it was 20 or so years ago!

Answer 3

Years ago, when I drank a lot (I don't touch it now, thank God!) I got on a train at Bristol to go to Reading and was so totally pissed I went into a deep sleep (like a coma!). I woke up in Paddington Station sitting on a bench. I had no recollection of getting off the train at all. It took me about half an hour to work out where I was and where I was supposed to be. I eventually got a train back to Reading and woke up many hours later with a mother of a hangover.

Answer 4

After a wedding in Edinburgh, I woke up on St Andrews golf course!!!!! Miles from Edinburgh, freezing cold and wet! Don't know how I got there or who with (scary)!

Answer 5

In my dirt driveway face down with no shirt on in the fall time, and I woke up to a deer smelling me... Seriously Im not joking I live in NH

Answer 6

Co-worker's bed.
Nothin' quite as shameful as going back to work the day after an office Christmas party in the outfit you wore the day before.......

Answer 7

My brother once woke up the back of a van surrounded by other drunk people who he had never met before.........needless to say he escaped from there pretty quickly and vowed to never drink so much again!

Answer 8

Well, I can only say that I have never been to bed with an ugly girl. I have however, woken up with a few, whether in their bed or mine.

Answer 9

In the hut where they put up the Cricket scores and covered in snow as the window was open.

Answer 10

Park bench by the lake in the old town I lived in, it was raining and **** all night too, haha. Teen years were fun.