I have a goal of staging a production of the Rite of Spring to mark the coming 100 Year Anniversary of the ballet. However, to save money I'd like to use all squirrels in the ballet (and perhaps the orchestra as well).
This will reduce the amount of space required, and also increase the novelty value in order to compete with shock radio and reality television.
How can this goal be realized? Do think it is acheivable? Do you wish to help me raise capital and become a part of history with Ceiling Cat?
Your enthusiasm and money are appreciated!
Do you think that squirrels can be trained in time
2007-01-29 06:05:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Performing Arts
LOL!! Yes to all of that!!
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2007-01-29 06:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are truly a genius. However, being concerned for animals, I am concerned about the end when the virgin is sacrificed.
a.) How can you use special effects so as not to actually harm the squirrel?
b.) How can you find out if the squirrel is a virgin?
Those are small obstacles to your obviously immense talent.
I am a millionaire. Please email me at (squirrelophile@whitehouse.gov) and I will gladly fund this worthwhile artistic effort.
2007-01-29 06:26:47 · answer #2 · answered by Silent Kninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, yet I listened to that piece daily in my junior year and senior years in severe college, and that i study the optimal and Stravinsky's autobiography. i grew to become into captivated with that piece. i could have the flexibility to shed easy.
2016-11-28 03:11:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don`t do that......Please........
2007-01-29 10:39:04 · answer #4 · answered by Romentari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋