A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a
beautiful
office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man
come
into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman
picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he
hung up
and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
2007-01-29 06:02:06 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea im aware it aint REALLY funny but jus thought id cheer at least one person up!
its good to smile! ( remember that all u borin farts who whinged! )
2007-01-29 06:10:06 · update #1
mate that is funny and reminds me of the time in the pub when mobile phones first came out and a mate of mine an asian lad was the first person i knew with a mobile.anyway he thought he was the bigshot around town and one day in the pub he was talking on the mob.we all thought he was wheeling and dealing as he paced up and down talking big buisiness.THEN THE BLOODY PHONE RANG AND HE SHITE A BRICK AND DROPPED IT.we have never to this day let him live it down .this is a true story.
2007-01-29 06:43:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!when i was about 14 and first went to London on my own,I didn't realise there is no mobile phone signal on the tube.So there I was,chatting away like an eejit on my phone so lunatics would be less likely to approach me!They must have thought I was the lunatic as my conversation lasted AGES and I played it real.Ha ha.Imagine- what a tw*t !
2007-01-29 06:19:40 · answer #2 · answered by snuffylover4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee , Worth sharing yes
2007-01-29 06:34:44 · answer #3 · answered by bikerbabe69uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10.
2007-01-29 06:08:45 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats pretty funny...7 out of 10.
2007-01-29 06:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by Hi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You did say the young businessman picked up his line line and not handset right?
2007-01-29 07:03:48 · answer #6 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-29 06:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaHAHAHAHAhahah, i can just imagine the phone guy standing there as the business man is waving his arms like a lunatic,phone guy must of thought he was insane
2007-01-29 10:40:34 · answer #8 · answered by the princess of the world 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one but i've got something for you too: Who is the most stupid person on earth? A blonde police man...
2007-01-29 06:09:04 · answer #9 · answered by nykbaba83 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the best but did get a good giggle
2007-01-29 06:05:03 · answer #10 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋