So many jokes out there, what is actually funny? Adult, corny, random... tell me somethin!
2007-01-29 05:54:30 · 4 answers · asked by cwazyjoe 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man walks in the bar where this nice looking woman is sitting alone and says...I know I'm not the best looking guy in here but I am the only one who is talking to you.
What has 48 feet and 5 teeth?
The front row of an Willie Nelson Concert.
This one I stole from another asker on Yahoo Answers..I believe his name is SFC...
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a
beautiful
office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man
come
into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman
picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he
hung up
and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
2007-01-29 05:59:56 · answer #1 · answered by Hi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is 6 afraid of 7 ?? Cause 7 ate 9 !!
2007-01-29 14:06:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the clean, corny stuff. What do you call cheese that is not yours? NACHO CHEESE!
2007-01-29 14:10:52 · answer #3 · answered by Treyes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on your mood of the second!
2007-02-02 13:27:07 · answer #4 · answered by SC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋