There was once an evil baron who wanted to marry off his daughter asap so that he could get rid of her.
There were 2 particular guys he had in mind, neither of which the daughter was terribly fond of. They were called Dave the Depressed and Eric the Evil.
The baron gave her an ultimatum.
She was to make a single solitary statement. If what she said was true then she had to marry Dave the Depressed. If her statement was false then she would be forced to marry Eric the Evil.
What did she say that allowed her to remain single?
2007-01-29 05:54:24 · 6 answers · asked by kangaroo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I will marry Eric the Evil. If it's true, then she marries Dave, making it false. If it's false, she marries Eric, making true. As such, it's an oxymoron.
2007-01-29 05:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
OOhhh that's a good one and wouldn't have gotten it if it weren't for that person who answered I will marry Eric the Evil and well you know the rest.... That was good...Thanks
2007-01-29 08:27:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She gave a statement that Sir Humphrey Appleby would have been proud of. Nobody would have had a clue what she said.
2007-01-29 06:35:18 · answer #3 · answered by Tastebud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can david j be a lesbian???
2007-01-29 06:41:43 · answer #4 · answered by caesar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im a lesbian
2007-01-29 05:59:13 · answer #5 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
'I'm a lesbian'
2007-01-29 06:02:20 · answer #6 · answered by David J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋