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MORRIS AND HIS WIFE, ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, "ESTHER, I'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER." ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, " I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."
A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR. MORRIS SAID,ESTHER, I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER NOW, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE." ESTHER REPLIED, "MORRIS, THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND $50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS." THE PILOT OVERHEARD THE COUPLE. HE SAID, "FOLKS, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD, I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S 50 DOLLARS." MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED --- AND UP THEY WENT.THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS. BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD. HE DID HIS DAREDEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD. WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS. HE SAID "BY GOLLY, I DID EVERY

2007-01-29 05:32:15 · 10 answers · asked by needanswers 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M
> > IMPRESSED!"
> >>
MORRIS REPLIED, "WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL
OUT,
BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."

2007-01-29 05:32:42 · update #1

10 answers

It's not only funny, it's ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!

Hope Esther got her 50 dollars worth!!

2007-01-29 06:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 0 0

Yep, $50 is $50, a star i a star and an 8 for the joke is an 8.

2007-01-29 14:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would have stayed quiet too, 50 bucks is 50 bucks

2007-01-29 13:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by Lori 4 · 1 0

decent...but the capslock annoyed me enough that i might not have enjoyed it as much as i could have

2007-01-29 13:46:01 · answer #4 · answered by retired 6 · 0 0

i heard this one already but still funny

2007-02-02 13:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by MIchell G 2 · 0 0

haha funny

2007-01-29 13:43:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

hahahhahaha very funny

2007-01-29 13:50:08 · answer #7 · answered by Marlen 2 · 0 0

eheheheh

2007-01-29 13:41:47 · answer #8 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 1 0

old is gold

2007-01-29 13:39:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

FUNNY!!!!!

2007-01-29 13:57:42 · answer #10 · answered by Dove 5 · 0 0

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