2007-01-29 05:10:21 · 24 answers · asked by sh*tsngiggles 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
It would be good enough for me.
I'm a boss and I really don't want to see you digging in your asss all day .
2007-01-30 05:09:40 · answer #1 · answered by jarhed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say so!! But if that were the case for me I think I would be too embarrased to tell my boss that I had an itchy bum-hole, and would most likely make up another excuse!!
2007-01-29 05:17:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good reason not to go to work, but that isn't what I'd tell them when you call off. Have a migraine headache. Your laying on the bathroom floor so you can be close to the toilet to throw up.
2007-01-29 15:49:02 · answer #3 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not in those terms, no. Perhaps if there were a more serious illness or rash that was associated with that, then, yes, but otherwise, I'd try and come up with something better than that.
2007-01-29 05:49:52 · answer #4 · answered by NeoAlastor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would not say that. Maybe you could say you had a stomach virus that has kept you on the pot all night. No one would want a poo trail at work to walk in.
2007-01-30 02:43:59 · answer #5 · answered by Lil Wing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, tell them to get some Preperation H and head to work
2016-03-29 08:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's as good as all the other bum reasons people give !!!
2007-01-29 23:31:15 · answer #7 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no of course its not , either wash the offending part or get to the chemist for some pile cream n go to work!
2007-01-29 23:42:59 · answer #8 · answered by serephina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a damn fine excuse for washing your hands though
2007-01-29 10:14:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you told them it itched because you had worms they might not be so keen to have you in. You could remind them that round worm is very contagious.
2007-01-29 05:26:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋