M: I know how to please a woman.
W: Then please leave me alone.
M: I want to give myself to you.
W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
M: Your hair color is fabulous.
W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
M: You look like a dream.
W: Go back to sleep.
M: I can tell that you want me.
W: Yes, I want you to leave.
M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.
M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
2007-01-29 04:56:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it!!! Lol I think I`ve used some!!
I see your still getting hassle!!! Chin up mate.
Tink x
2007-01-30 04:41:22 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, I'll use some. 8/10. Heard some of them before.
2007-01-29 05:02:33 · answer #2 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're so cute. Some people are so stingy, 8/10, i know it's a 12/10! I'll smile if you pick me! =) see already practicing it!
2007-01-29 09:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do not brag, make a lovable snarky come lower back like, "no yet i assumed you concept i became humorous. damn i wager I even ought to end utilising the Jay Leno jokes do not I." only fill interior the sparkling with a comic she'd recognize.
2016-10-16 06:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, those are funny! I like the last one the most!
2007-01-29 05:13:45 · answer #5 · answered by Rayne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loooooool good one. 8/10
2007-01-29 07:41:08 · answer #6 · answered by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the wife says yes very funny
I say two clones now what a shame but do not let them get you down your fans all love your jokes
2007-01-30 02:21:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
see you got 2 clones now good info that one dont let them get to you 10/10
2007-01-29 07:24:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good although i've heard alot of them before
2007-01-29 06:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by fozz89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz funni, mite use one of em jk
2007-01-29 05:17:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋