Tony Blair, George bush and Toledo (ex-president of Peru), are naked in a Jacuzzi drinking champagne discussing the strategy to defeat terrorism; suddenly........ bip bip bip, Bush presses his elbow and the bipping stops, he then explain that he has a microchip implanted on his elbow that bips when he receives important messages from the entire world. American technology.
Few minutes later, again...... bip bip bip. this time Tony starts speaking to the palm of his hand, after his conversation explains that he has a microchip-phone implanted on his hand so to talk to London and all the world. English Technology
The Peruvian ex-president "Toledo", feeling embarrassed and left behind gets out of the room and a few minutes later return with a piece of toilet paper hanging on his butt; Tony and Bush tell Toledo about it to which Toledo responds .......!oh NOOO, excuse me, I am receiving a FAX! Peruvian technology
2007-01-29
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