A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, "Doc, I have a problem. My p--is is red."
Doctor replied, "Drop your pants, let me take a look. Ummm...yes, no problem, we can have you fixed up in no time, $40."
The fellow was impressed. Told his friend of the experience and that he hadn't been to a doctor for only $40 for quite a spell.
His friend said, "Really? I have a similar problem. What doctor did you go to?"
So his friend goes to the same doctor and tells him, "Doc, George recommended you...you've got to help me. My pe--s is blue."
Doc asks to take a look. "Ah yes... Ummm... Yep, we can take care of it, no problem, $400."
"FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS?" Wait a MINUTE! You took care of George for only $40."
"Yes, I did. But George's p--is had lipstick on it. Yours has gangrene!"
2007-01-29 03:52:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl once again another great one 10/10
2007-01-30 02:26:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny at all! I told you not to tell anybody about my problem. Now I'm embarrassed and out $400. ;)
2007-01-29 04:04:18 · answer #2 · answered by rc flyer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in other words its gonna fall off 10/10
2007-01-29 07:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES,keep them coming.
2007-01-29 04:24:49 · answer #4 · answered by The Handsome Stranger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's was somewhat funny
2007-01-29 03:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by bigyonk_07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOO, Naughty but funny.
2007-01-29 06:42:21 · answer #6 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
8/10
My God a/l you've gone all yellow
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-29 06:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's is kind of funny
2007-01-29 03:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by babygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny in a sick sort of way
2007-01-29 04:16:09 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross but funny
2007-01-29 03:55:48 · answer #10 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋