A man walking along a street at night came across a blonde lady, on her hands and knees under a street lamp, clearly searching the ground for something.
He asks, "Have you lost something?"
"Yes" she replies, "I've dropped a false nail and I'm looking for it."
"Where abouts did you drop it?" he asks.
"Down there at the bottom of the street."
"Then why are you looking here?" he enquires with a puzzled tone.
She looked up and replied "Because the light's better here."
2007-01-29 03:50:05 · 25 answers · asked by racerman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny
2007-01-29 03:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. 7/10.
2007-01-29 13:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One :O) keep um coming
A blonde touches her knee with her finger and yells Ouch. The same with her elbow and ear. The doctor examines her and says: Madam, your finger is broken.
2007-01-29 13:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
V Funny
2007-01-29 12:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-29 12:07:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha oh those blondes get a fare ol slaggin hahaha i wonder who started those bloned jokes hahaha probaly a bloned hahaha
2007-02-01 06:56:16 · answer #6 · answered by shane o d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the better blond jokes
2007-01-29 12:17:42 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That reminds me, I'd better get that hair dye tomorrow.
2007-02-01 17:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by killie321 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must tell my girlfriend that one, shes blonde.
2007-01-31 17:12:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny very very very funny. Give yourself a pat on the back.
2007-01-29 12:11:05 · answer #10 · answered by motbubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋