Q: Why do blonde girls have bruises all around their belly buttons?
A: Because blond guys aren’t that smart either.
Q: What's the advantage of being married to a blond?
A: You can park in handicapped zones.
A blonde was driving home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a bad hail storm. The hailstones were the size of golf balls. Her car was dented beyond description.
The next day, she took it to a repair shop. Noticing that she was blonde, the technician decided to have some fun. He told her to take the car home and blow real hard into the tailpipe and the dents would pop out.
When she got home, she started blowing into the tailpipe as she was instructed. At that moment, her blonde girlfriend drove by and saw her puffing on the tailpipe.
Thinking the worst, the friend was startled and said, "What are you doing?"
She said that the man at the body shop told her to blow into the tail pipe real hard and the dents would pop out.
Her girlfriend said, "Well, duhhhhhh! You need to roll up the windows first!"
2007-01-29 03:43:03 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1's lmao 10/10
2007-01-29 03:49:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when 3 blonde Essex girls do a handstand.
3 Brunettes
I know it's more Essex girl joke, but still funny...
2007-01-29 03:50:48 · answer #2 · answered by sink man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first 2 were pretty funny, but i've heard the last one hundreds of times
2007-01-29 06:36:34 · answer #3 · answered by fozz89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm blonde, and I laughed my *** off...I don't understand why blondes don't get the humour in these jokes...they are not true...I make fun of brunettes all the time...they don't care...
-Go Blondes!-
2007-01-29 04:42:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice :O)
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
2007-01-29 06:00:43 · answer #5 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I laughed, not sure if that says more about me than it does about you!!
p.s I am a natural blonde
2007-01-29 03:48:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would be better if not blonde joke, but kinda funny.
2007-01-29 03:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha....
2007-01-29 03:50:37 · answer #8 · answered by x3lockandloadx3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I needed that!
2007-01-29 03:49:18 · answer #9 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-01-29 05:38:18 · answer #10 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋