Jim and Johnny die in a boating accident. Jim goes to heaven and Johnny goes to hell. One day Jim looks down at Johnny in hell. Johnny has a beer in his hand and a blonde on his lap.
Jim gets pxssed off, so he goes to God and says, "What is this? I think I want to go to hell. Just look at my friend down there."
God says, "Look closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesn't."
2007-01-29 03:29:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one chris i often wonder why a womens insides dont fall out that hole at least hers wont 10/10
2007-01-29 03:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! He could drink the beer from the bottom of the can and he still has the rest of the Blondie. Was she the same Blondie that got electrocuted? While gentleman Jim was twiddling his thumbs in Heaven. Come on Chris Cuddles surely you can come-up with some hilarious bubbles!
2007-01-29 07:55:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One lol :O)
Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
2007-01-29 06:09:23 · answer #3 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-29 05:39:54 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty but hilarious pmsl 10/10
2007-01-29 03:34:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a cracker mate...10/10 for that one...what a way to spend eternity eh?a blonde you can do nothing with and a never endin thirst
2007-01-29 03:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by delboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Very funny...sounds like hell 2 me! 10/10
2007-01-29 03:34:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess! I thought there was going to be a whole punch line. I guess not. It was good until we got too the end.
2007-01-29 03:35:57 · answer #8 · answered by Ms.Midwest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty but funny 1111111111111111111110000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001111111110000000/10
2007-01-29 03:51:06 · answer #9 · answered by Amazingly Amazing. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes naughty but funny
2007-01-29 04:24:14 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋