in Cuba, a teacher ask a young pupil:
- you kid, who is your mother?
-THE MOTHERLAND!!!!
-who is your father?
-FIDEL CASTRO!!!!!!
-and you son, what do you want to be?
-ORPHAN
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a homeless drunk man is outside the whitehouse and speaks to one of the guards.
-Get off, I am getting in.... I want to be the new president of the United States **********!!! HICK!!!
- WHATTT??!!!!!, are you nuts??, are you crazy??, are you stupid???,do you have S*it in your head????!!!!!!!
-mmmmmmmm better not, I didn't know it was needed so many requisites ...HICK
2007-01-29 03:21:25 · 17 answers · asked by lokito 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked it but I doubt the Americans would find it funny
2007-01-29 04:27:02 · answer #1 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-01-29 11:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. 7/10.
2007-01-29 13:41:20 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not much funny. 6/10 for both.
2007-01-29 11:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would rate em at 8/10
2007-01-29 14:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
top marks for trying - actually got jokes i hadnt heard before which is good!
2007-01-29 11:30:00 · answer #6 · answered by fitbint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm..a 7/5
2007-01-29 11:26:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW...racists.. unpatriotic ... insulting ... offensive ... and random...
I LOVE IT...it's Hilarious.
2007-01-29 11:38:14 · answer #8 · answered by African Liberator 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry didn't find either very funny
2007-01-29 14:39:23 · answer #9 · answered by fozz89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry not really funny
2007-01-29 12:45:01 · answer #10 · answered by lady luck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋