Q: What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?
A: Most of the time, you get an onion with big ears. But once in a while, JUST once in a while, you get a piece of axs that brings tears to your eyes..
Q: What does a womans axshole do when she is having a climax?
A: He is probably home watching a football game or something.
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a pxnis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What's worse than getting rxped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
2007-01-29 02:57:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1's lol 10/10
2007-01-29 03:06:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One:yes Two:no There:no Four:yes
2007-01-29 03:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by Animal.Lover.Brooke.101.Rocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-01-29 03:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame
2007-01-29 03:02:04 · answer #4 · answered by Irish Girl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad 8/10
2007-01-29 03:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ughhh....captain hook....hurts just thinking about it!!
good ones! lol 10/10
2007-01-29 03:12:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last one was best that could rip oooow 10/10
2007-01-29 04:05:08 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the captain hook one lool
2007-01-29 03:08:24 · answer #8 · answered by mindunderconstruction 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones
hahahahaha
got any more
2007-01-29 03:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by silver_princess16_03 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh definatly funny cheers hun
2007-01-29 03:03:19 · answer #10 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋