An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail then."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
2007-01-29 02:51:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
obvious wanted rid of her for a while top of the class luv10/10
2007-01-29 05:56:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad Bad Husband
2007-01-29 03:01:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-29 03:02:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10. Very funny.
2007-01-29 05:48:21 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL! what a nice husband....just wait till she gets out...then shell go right back in, but this time for homicide
2007-01-29 03:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good , not heard that one before 10/10
2007-01-29 03:00:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!! but he should be locked up as well. Cuz am sure he was hungry too.
2007-01-29 03:17:27 · answer #7 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw Bless it is true love.
2007-01-29 02:56:21 · answer #8 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol oh the poor lady
2007-01-29 03:32:38 · answer #9 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....and I was hoping this would never get reported, I never mentioned the packet of rice though.
2007-01-29 03:11:47 · answer #10 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋