We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the
difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your
wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are
you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death
2007-01-29 02:48:43 · 14 answers · asked by Poker Face 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tsk tsk.... haha
2007-01-30 18:57:38 · answer #1 · answered by Rio 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nah I don't think it's very funny. The 2nd one does definitely result in death, but the first one just results in hospitalization.
2007-01-29 10:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by * 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clears it up very well
2007-01-29 10:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loving this!
Mom of B & D
2007-01-31 11:52:14 · answer #4 · answered by Mom of B & D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-29 10:53:16 · answer #5 · answered by spuds36 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! love it.
2007-01-29 10:52:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-29 11:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-29 11:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by tootytoon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-29 10:57:09 · answer #9 · answered by Bones 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-01-29 10:53:41 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋