Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. He's all right now.
Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.
Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.
Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.
Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.
Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.
Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
A. Fill it with gas.
Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.
2007-01-29 02:45:03 · 20 answers · asked by Lily Allen 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I honestly thought these were funny! The most obvious jokes are sometimes the best!
2007-01-29 02:53:40 · answer #1 · answered by Alison of the Shire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.
**Shouldn't it be that they "circle Uranus wiping out Klingons"?
2007-01-29 17:07:33 · answer #2 · answered by comicaldad 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
V. funny
10/10 and a star
2007-01-29 10:50:14 · answer #3 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good. 8/10.
2007-01-29 14:07:23 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad laura m the piper one was good and i am a scot 10/10
2007-01-29 14:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some of em raised a smile but no belly laughs sorry!
2007-01-29 10:55:20 · answer #6 · answered by fitbint 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i like some of them, but the 1st one and the dog one was naff in my opinion
2007-01-29 10:50:13 · answer #7 · answered by Lucy Chik 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a deer with no eye.
No idea!
What do you call a deer with no eye and not moving.
Still no idea.
2007-01-29 10:49:59 · answer #8 · answered by turniton5 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaaa Some of them are good!!! Where did you get them...lauz???
2007-01-29 11:18:12 · answer #9 · answered by x-Kelly-x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u've got quite a collection of jokes!!
2007-01-29 11:02:26 · answer #10 · answered by Likhitha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋