A man went to have plastic surgery on his pxnis.
The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?"
"Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained, "And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door. She's blonde and built like a brick sh1thouse. She's so hxrny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer. Then she gets down and mxsturbates herself on the hot dog."
"And?" prompted the doctor.
"Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted pxssy, so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my dxck."
"It was a great idea and everything was going well. Then someone knocked at the door, she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove."
2007-01-29 02:15:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one mate!
Two men were down the pub talking. The first man said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's incredible !" The second man says, "That's nothing. My wife thinks I'm God!" "She thinks you're God? What makes you say that?" "Easy...Every night she places a burnt offering before me!"
2007-01-29 02:26:27 · answer #1 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She must have been blond. She couldn't tell the diff between a limp hot dog and a limp...
2007-01-29 02:28:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke, but maybe you could keep the "trailer trash" insults to a minimum?
2007-01-29 11:32:58 · answer #3 · answered by Rapunzel XVIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one terry w i felt that kick ouch watery eyes 10/10
2007-01-29 06:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!!!!!! ROFL... thats painfully hilarious... hahaha... thanx for the laugh
(10/10 and a star for u)
2007-01-29 02:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-28 02:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by bernabeu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good one.
2007-01-29 02:25:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
2007-01-29 02:57:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2007-01-29 07:16:16 · answer #9 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and?
2007-01-29 02:21:28 · answer #10 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋