2007-01-29 01:13:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Get a bottle, and BELIEVE.
2007-01-29 01:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by INDRAG? 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Take good care! God is in your heart, too. Try to catch yourself and put you on the right path!
2007-01-29 09:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by MV 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just create a god out of a fish. Call him darwin the omnipotent and put him in a jar.
2007-01-29 09:23:33 · answer #3 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Interesting! I've only been concerned with collecting human souls so far in my experiments.
I've frozen them, condensed them, electrocuted them... its great and I'm learning a lot.
2007-01-29 09:26:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's to say it's not already in a bottle? Who's to say it doesn't have us in a bottle inside its bottle too?
2007-01-29 09:23:02 · answer #5 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
u kno, if god wanted to he could kill u right here and right now... or he can make u suffer in this life... or he can send u to hell. im pretty sure he chose the last of those choices.
2007-01-29 10:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by Me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do not joke about God rather start believing in Him. He can change your life
2007-01-29 09:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by channiek 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes, seek professional psychiatric help. And soon too.
2007-01-29 09:20:40 · answer #8 · answered by Yoda Greene 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I had a genie once. But after he gave me my three wishes, he kicked my @ss!
2007-01-29 09:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by Outhouse Philosopher 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God is eternal, you can't put God into something that's not eternal
2007-01-29 09:17:37 · answer #10 · answered by mozartpena 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
that is impossible because God is in Heaven.
2007-01-29 09:16:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋