A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I have
a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly".
2007-01-29 00:55:54 · 24 answers · asked by Julie A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's cute. I like it.
2007-01-29 01:00:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think the 90-year-old got it? Maybe he did and forgot already.
2007-01-29 01:02:41 · answer #2 · answered by lisa s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-01-29 01:01:32 · answer #3 · answered by emilie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That's hilarious! I'll have to tell Grandpa that one...he lives for those jokes!
2007-01-29 01:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by sdkramer76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're feeling feisty this morning,that's a cute joke !!
2007-01-29 01:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its an indian joke, i hav heard it too ..
thanx for the laugh .. thou
2007-01-29 01:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by Digitally Й!Й 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really cute! I like it alot!
2007-01-29 01:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by leiadahn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....julie, the best, hands down, joke have ever heard on answeres...thanks, you made my day...
2007-01-29 01:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so true- even with younger people- i give it 5 stars
2007-01-29 01:00:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tops
2007-01-29 01:00:43 · answer #10 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋