There were 11 people - ten men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.
They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return.
When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.
2007-01-28 23:30:17 · 13 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know it is an oldie, but it is still funny.
2007-01-28 23:33:43 · update #1
lmao,Jodi you are the best
2007-01-28 23:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You do realize that if the woman was holding on to the very bottom of the rope, all the men will fall on her head and very likely pull her down to her death.
Nether less, I think that this deserves a round of applause - clap cla-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
2007-01-29 07:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by tammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 9/10!
2007-01-29 09:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe this joke is like a bottle of wine, gets better with age---still good.
2007-01-29 11:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely right, oldie but a goodie. Loved it. Thanks for the laugh. Keep them coming.
2007-01-29 08:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by Silver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! ( I checked my instinctive urge to clap clap clap......!)
2007-01-29 07:33:45 · answer #6 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
clever girl
2007-01-29 07:34:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read twice before i get it......I like it....very very good...
2007-01-29 07:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great. Bye !
2007-01-29 07:32:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
old is gold
2007-01-30 15:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋