Having Mom Over for dinner........?

Question

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
roommate, Jennifer, was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between
Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer
than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just
roommates."

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladl e. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to
be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you "did not"
take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother
that read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying
that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if
Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

I know it's an old one, but it's still funny.

Answer 1

A good one to share, and I will.

Answer 2

lol thats funny

Answer 3

thats really cute! sally

Answer 4

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll that is hilarious

Answer 5

This joke is so old.

Answer 6

lol