2007-01-28 22:38:21 · 11 answers · asked by manna eater 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
it cant
2007-01-28 22:42:35 · answer #1 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Itll help elevate you to the sky long before years and years of personal work and devotion does :D
therefore u shall see God, get smitten for your actions to reach Him with a druggy mind, and then come back and remember nothing.
Like all marijuana users do ^^
2007-01-29 06:45:37 · answer #2 · answered by Antares 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mary jane helps me to find the Doritos at Wal-Mart. It's not God, but it's a start right?
2007-01-29 06:45:26 · answer #3 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only thing marijuana can help you with is destroying your brain. Your choice really but kind of a "no brainer" for me.
2007-01-29 06:53:56 · answer #4 · answered by Sal D 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe that that is it's function. It seems to help against glaucoma, and to relieve some kinds of pain. It is also a great source of plant fiber, and cellulose, on a per acre basis. I don't believe the Almighty put it here for our "recreational" use.
2007-01-29 06:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by hasse_john 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1.) Marijuana is illegal in US, unfortunately
2.) Keep using it and you WILL get busted ( Law of averages )
3.) Getting busted means going to jail
4.) While in jail you stand a BIG chance of getting sexually molested..( Again Law of averages )
5.) While getting sexually molested in jail you will suddenly find God while you pray the pain in your butt will go away...
2007-01-29 06:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by nihilistic_boomer_scum62 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I did not know that God was LOST. HE has always been there for me.
2007-01-29 06:53:07 · answer #7 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worship the Hallucinogenic God Cactus if you want to go that route...
http://www.peyoteway.org/
But if you need to screw up your brain to believe in something, then perhaps you should believe something else.
Just a thought.
2007-01-29 06:45:17 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. NoneofYourbusiness 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It doesn't it actually helps you find the Devil who of course pretends to be God!
2007-01-29 06:45:07 · answer #9 · answered by I speak Truth 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Mary jane can't help you.
But realizing why you use mary jane and the causes of your why and realizing Jesus is the only hope is the better way.
i'll pray for you :) mary jane won't help you.
2007-01-29 06:43:23 · answer #10 · answered by goodbassistsarehardtofind 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋