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Question

Three engineers are riding down the road in a car. Suddenly, the car begins
to develop trouble. It's sputtering and it sounds like it's going to stall.

The first engineer is a chemical engineer. He says, "It could be something in the fuel line. Lets put an additive into the gas and maybe that
will take care of the problem."

The second engineer is an electrical engineer. She says, "It could be something in the electrical system. Let's replace the wires and the distributor cap. Maybe that will take care of the problem."

The third engineer is a software engineer from Microsoft. He says, "It could be that we've too many windows open. Let's close all the windows, turn off the car, then restart the car and open all the windows again. Maybe that will take care of the problem."

Answer 1

Nas is right. They are hillarious when you tell them! Here is my e-mail address if you ever get anymore! I love your star! [[e-mail]]

Answer 2

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and
his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you
fix it?" The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?”
A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the
car won't start,I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" "What do I
look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was his response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining
pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through
the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He just looked at her and
said "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV. One
weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone!
Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink
wasn't leaking anymore either. His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the
door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our
new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything." "Wow, did he charge us
anything?" asked the husband. "No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a
cake or had sex with him" she said. "Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband.
"Cake? What the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?

Answer 3

oh dear. Left out the funny punch line i think. I feel the 30 secs it took to read that was well and truely wasted

Answer 4

The one that chose the right fix it problem was the driver -a FEMALE-that just gave it more gas and went on down the road....GO US...........

Answer 5

i wounder where u get these jokes!
let me know!
this does not mean i want 10points okay
just say me in additional details or u can answer my question


the jokes are really nice
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oh thanks dude that u do it while u work!
okay u can email me

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mind to chat with me now? or have u have work to do?

Answer 6

boyoboy 9/10well thought out

Answer 7

ROFL... hahaha.. very good one, as usual..

thanx for the laugh

Answer 8

lol - shows y u shud have one engineer wiv u - not three types - three in one will do
lol!!!

Answer 9

It's good, and old. But still good :)

Answer 10

hahahaha.......a very good one.........Think, the theory of MS Engr worked........lmao