Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea the pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer
resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
2007-01-28 21:49:28 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, loki, it is a nice one........I could not suppress my laugh...lol
2007-01-28 22:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-29 09:28:25 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! aww poor old lady hahaha to b 80 and still a virgin sad...but yea love it keep em commin :)
2007-01-29 06:01:20 · answer #3 · answered by dana <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great well thought out 10/10
2007-01-29 07:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb! I hadn't heard it before
2007-01-29 06:05:17 · answer #5 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a goody but an oldie
2007-01-29 06:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by jarrodg2003 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry couldnt be bothered to read all that... You need to keep em short yet witty on this site... People arent on hear to read essays..
Peace
2007-01-29 05:54:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha big deal.
2007-01-29 07:47:00 · answer #8 · answered by beastality 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good worth a star
2007-01-29 10:42:11 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there a double meaning here? I don't get it! :P
2007-01-29 06:01:24 · answer #10 · answered by nangari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋