WAYS TO TELL HIM HIS FLY IS UNZIPPED
1. "The cucumber has left the salad."
2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out."
3. "Your soldier ain't so unknown now."
4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells."
5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!"
6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod."
7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary."
8. "You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons."
9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?"
10. "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis."
2007-01-28 20:55:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BIG BIG SMILES!!! BIG BIG SMILES!!! thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-28 21:03:51 · answer #1 · answered by jessiblu_83 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have given a modified list from the David Letterman's TOP TEN, more thatn 2 years ago. Here was his original list:
Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down
.........by David Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach in Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be from Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
2007-01-28 21:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by Blues Lovin' Daddy 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
1) your Bull has busted down the gate to the corral.......
2) That's no pen in your pocket!!!!!!!
3) X, Y, Z.....examine your zipper..........
4) Anyone missing any buttons?....I found 3 of them stacked right here...(and point)!!
5) you put a whole new meaning to "a draft in the nether region"....
6) Back home, we call that Bait!!!!!!!!!!
7) Is there a hot dog sale, or are you still looking for a bun?
8) Are you trying impress someone?, or are you just shy?
9) Fireman,huh? Well, you are about to loose your hose!!!
and finally..........
10) What the heck is that???????????!?!?!?!?!?
2007-02-02 04:58:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. good
2.nice
3. fair
4.good
5.good
6.fair
7.very good
8.nice.
9.fair.
10.very good
take a star for such a good effert!
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2007-01-28 21:50:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
good one 8/10
2007-01-28 21:39:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud lines though
i jus say - by da way ur post box is open, and they find out what the hell i am on about
dont know how though
2007-01-28 22:03:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
one million) i think of Your breakfast is waiting. 2) Is that gonna want mustard? 3) Are those the recent advise denims i've got been listening to approximately? 4) a splash low interior the season for fly fishing, isn't it?
2016-11-28 02:29:02 · answer #7 · answered by jarvie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!lol
2007-02-02 15:02:00 · answer #8 · answered by widow_maker_lives 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH my! LOL, what a way to start the morning! Two thumbs up to you.
2007-01-28 22:10:40 · answer #9 · answered by rosey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cows are getting out.
2007-01-29 09:44:12 · answer #10 · answered by Leafy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol. Willy Wonker has left the building - I just made that one up. Sorry!
2007-01-28 21:20:59 · answer #11 · answered by Silver 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋