Bits of lint and small stains everywhere, the carpet God is looking bedraggled and I don't know how best to please him.
2007-01-28 20:19:21 · 8 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He wants you to immediately to place your knees on him and pray like the devil to the one and only God of the universe, God Almighty. Tell Him you love Jesus and accept Him as your Messiah and confess to Him you are a sinner. Really mean it and your whole life will change like you wouldn't believe. I did years ago and still so excited and happy about it I have to tell others. God Bless.
2007-01-28 20:25:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh sorry I thought you said Serpent God needed a sacrifice.
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2007-01-29 04:29:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe cover him in salt, then vacuum him. Carpet gods like that!!
2007-01-29 04:27:42 · answer #3 · answered by pixi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
time to get rid of your carpet God and replace it with wood floor God, or marble floor God.
2007-01-29 04:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um... that is called animism. It's the worship of spirits and gods in all things.
2007-01-29 04:24:31 · answer #5 · answered by darth_maul_8065 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thought mine was at fault too .turns out the tray under fridge was snacking and not cleaning after itself .
2007-01-29 04:26:16 · answer #6 · answered by martinmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vacuum cleaning then specialized dry cleaning perhaps...
2007-01-29 04:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seem to 'offer' bong water pretty often, but I can't recommend it.
2007-01-29 04:22:47 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋