Doctor to patient: "What fits your busy schedule better, exercising 1 hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?"
“I was going to wake up early to go jogging, but my toes voted against me 10 to 1”
“I’m trying to fit 30 mins of daily exercise into my busy schedule. Today I took 120 fifteen-second walks”
“My doctor told me to start my exercise program very gradually. Today I drove past a store that sells sweat pants”
“The healthiest part of a donut is the hole. Unfortunately, you have to eat through the rest of the donut to get there”
2007-01-28 20:01:56 · 10 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha! Those remind me of the excuses I give to myself whenever I want to start a diet! lol
2007-01-28 20:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by Annietska 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I haven't heard these before
2007-01-29 05:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10
2007-01-29 04:07:14 · answer #3 · answered by Hermione 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2007-01-29 04:45:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-01-29 12:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"When the food tastes good-chew twice then spit out".
2007-01-29 11:59:33 · answer #6 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha......i haven't listen this joke like it ,before
2007-01-29 04:08:05 · answer #7 · answered by Ani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-01-29 06:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.....lovable musclehead jokes.......
2007-01-29 06:58:21 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HO HO HO! Loved them all!
2007-01-29 04:36:33 · answer #10 · answered by jlmGranny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋