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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.

"Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,"' asked the
lawyer.

Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'."

Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I as driving down the road..."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

2007-01-28 19:30:39 · 14 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

By this time the judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say."

Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ol' Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Shortly after the accident a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me.

He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her...How are you feeling?"

2007-01-28 19:31:35 · update #1

14 answers

Very well written. Funny.

2007-01-28 19:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by jammer 6 · 2 0

well did the farmer win the case or did he lose as crooked as the lawyer and judge have got now Days if farmer won i bit they kept the money down so low he problem did get enight to replace the truck and besse with mustless have any left for his pain and suffering .the lawyers and judge got with the insurance compole and spile the rest for keeping the sealment down.so they or eating stske while he eathing cornbread. just to give yall something to thing about

2015-03-24 19:23:59 · answer #2 · answered by Joe 1 · 0 0

LMAO Loved it! Poor Bessie

2007-01-28 19:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 3 0

Bureau of Workmans Comp sounds like the cop. They will shoot you when you are down. Very good delivery and joke over all. 10

2007-01-28 19:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

ohhhh! got it. (cop was going to shoot the farmer if he said he wasn't okay). i had to read the last part a few times. 4:27 am.

2007-01-28 20:23:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

woweee funnnnnny 10/10

2007-01-28 21:52:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know a Joe Framer and this story just LIKE him!!!kinda scary.

2007-01-28 19:40:14 · answer #7 · answered by notes from an angry white chic 4 · 1 0

Finally! A good joke on here...

2007-01-28 19:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by kimberli 4 · 1 0

LMAO!! Very funny! I'll have to use that one!!

2007-01-28 19:42:47 · answer #9 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1 0

LOL funny

2007-01-28 21:44:00 · answer #10 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 1 0

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