OK PEOPLE ive thought to ask the question!!! And u have to answer with all realistic honesty (even if your religious or not)
If you were given the choice to choose a name for a new religous group what would it be called & why? (Best answer for the funniest...)
2007-01-28 19:02:32 · 14 answers · asked by cookieazz 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would call it Funkadelicism. Everyone would have to wear 70's clothes and afros and listen to Parliament and Kool & The Gang, and congregate for roller disco once a week. Prohibited practices would include listening to Barry Manilow, going to Las Vegas, and freebasing (the hymn for that would be White Lines (Don't Do It). Kids would go to Old School to learn about what life was like back then, and we'd ask for donations to reopen Studio 54 and CBGB.
2007-01-28 19:11:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would call it The Church of the Morons or The Church of the Morons for Doing What You Are Told, to give it its full name. I know it takes its name from the Mormons but it is also accurate when describing all other religions too. It's deicated to the holy unthinking nature of religious devotion.
2007-01-28 19:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by anon4nw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Church of Yahoo! Answers. Everyone is invited;Christians, Atheists, Muslims. Wicans, and we get together on Sundays and argue all day long for services.
(OK, I left out the realistic honesty part.)
2007-01-28 19:13:53 · answer #3 · answered by out of the grey 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fictional Fanaticism.
2007-01-28 20:06:04 · answer #4 · answered by Witchy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Intergalactic Church of Woodstock the Cat.
Because I used to have a cat named Woodstock and she'd have been a great deity if she wasn't too lazy to bother. Intergalactic because Woodstock came from another planet.
2007-01-28 19:20:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd walk away.
Religion is far too serious a matter to make fun of it or turn it into a hobby. No harm in the fun or the hobby, so don't get me wrong. I just don't have time to play games with something that influences my life's decisions.
2007-01-28 19:09:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Holy Society of the Enormous Sky Pixie with the Slightly Bulbous Nose. May you hang upon his nose hair and be wiped away by his holy hankie.
2007-01-28 19:06:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
The Holy church of the seventh day bungee jumping southern snake taming spaghetti flying seahorse.
2007-01-28 19:08:48 · answer #8 · answered by Natashya K 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would not do such a stupid thing I m not a prophet .At least I am respectful to other religions
2007-01-28 19:21:36 · answer #9 · answered by xeibeg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meism. Yes, me, the new god who shall be worshiped by all. My first commandment shall be that all hot women get naked in my presence...
2007-01-28 19:10:14 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. NoneofYourbusiness 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋