A drunk stumbles out of a bar and he makes his way into the cemetery behind the tavern. He walks right to the edge of a freshly dug grave, loses his balance and falls in.
There's a puddle of water in the hole, and he spends the rest of the night yelling, "Help me, I'm cold! Someone help me, I'm cold!"
At closing time, another drunk walks behind the bar and hears the noise.
He gets to the open grave, looks down and says, "Of course you're cold, you idiot, you kicked all the dirt off yourself!" haha
(hope u liked it)
2007-01-28 18:19:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao...ha ha ha,it was really funny.//
thanks...enjoyed it./
2007-01-28 18:26:54 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, tell the owners of the bar never build the bar near anything dangerous like graveyard or oil rig or something like that
2007-01-29 02:24:01 · answer #2 · answered by skynet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle chuckle
2007-01-29 02:24:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I haven't heard this one before.
2007-01-29 02:41:00 · answer #4 · answered by CarmelStarGirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funeeeeeeeeee9/10
2007-01-29 06:08:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before.
2007-01-29 02:24:06 · answer #6 · answered by bloody_ducks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is very funny.and the best part.that jock is clean,
2007-01-29 03:17:05 · answer #7 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats really cute!!
2007-01-29 03:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you make conan lol
2007-01-31 04:27:01 · answer #9 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!
2007-01-29 02:44:54 · answer #10 · answered by dre777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋